Saturday, January 24, 2009

Rachel's LOSE WEIGHT FAST Diet Plan

1. Find someone with stomach flu.
2. Expose yourself to stomach flu.
3. Spend day in bed.
4. Lose weight (up to 5 lbs overnight!!!!)

The small print:
Not guaranteed to keep weight off, see doctor before trying this plan, may not be too healthy, and of course.... results not typical.


2 comments:

  1. Oh, mine was get pregnant, then get stomach flu, lose 8 lbs in 2 days, get admitted to the hospital, gain 3 lbs in water weight(IV) and then be scared to death to eat for a week for fear of puking all over and lose another 10 lbs .. yes I lost 15 lbs with the stomach flu while pregnant, good times!! How the heck I had a HUGE kid is beyond me!

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